Alex Simon: Spring Break Edition

A week in California for Alex Simon meant a week full of "firsts." It also meant a lot of him singing that one Phantom Planet song, nonstop.

Alex surfs for the first time:Ready to hit the waves.
Practicing hanging ten.Yeaaaaah buddy!!


Alex's overall feelings on surfing:<3 WW

This Is Why He's Fat

The McGang Bang
Step 1: He arrives at McDonald's, ready for his challenge.Miraculously, the clouds start parting.
Step 2: He's already ordered, and is now waiting anxiouslyStep 3: It arrives. He builds it himself and thinks for a second. "Is this really something i want to do?"
Step 4: The Realization of "YES!!"Step 5: The light shines through the window, as if God himself were saying "Good job, Alex."Step 6: The last bite.Step 7: "Do ya'll want to go get some jalapeño poppers?"

Thinking of the future

I've been wondering what i'm going to do when Alex has no more first's. He suggested something great last week, but i wanted to pass it by you guys first. So, listen: Alex Takes On This Is Why You're Fat.

Alex eating a Meta-Pizza? A PIZZA INSIDE OF A PIZZA?!

Pizookie

Tonight, Alex baked a cookie pie and piped out his own decorations. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!
The weird part about this picture (other than everything) is all the light blue. Alex may wear the same outfit every day (or at least the same colors), but recently, i think Kelly's been trying to match with him on purpose. Scope the color of that frosting, too. They think i'm strange but they have no idea.Also, Alex learned how to spell tonight! You may not find that a huge accomplishment, but if you think about it, he only learned how to read last week or something. NO JOKE I'M SERIOUS I DON'T MAKE JOKES.